Me: Hi, I’m Jennifer. (Shaking his hand.)
Chris: Hi, Good to see you!
Me: Nice to meet you.
Chris: You too, you too.
Me: I brought you these last year, and I was too star struck, and forgot to give them to you.
Chris: Oh! Look at that!
Me: Ninja Kitties…
Chris: Oh my god.
Alla: You know he’s gonna wear that, right?
Chris: Oh, yeah, I will.
Me: I hope so! And, the very British llama.
Chris: Oh, that is incredible. ’Indeed.’ He’s gorgeous.
Me: They’re kinda tight, they’re kinda small, but you’re kinda… you’ll get the bulging biceps out of it.
Chris: Oh, god bless you. Thank you so much! Look at that.
Me: You’re welcome! And, I tweeted you about my niece, and this is her.
“My goal has always been not to look forward to the next thing, but to relish and celebrate the successes I have at the moment. Whether it’s landing a part in a student film or having a good day in acting class, I never discredit anything.”
It’s funny how I have a better conversation in my head with myself, than I do with most people.
god said adam and eve not adam and jackie chan
Date a boy who makes you happy, but marry him only if he makes you laugh deep-belly rumbles that hurt your ribs as they expand outwards. Date him when he sees that you’re hurting and he gives you a moment to feel that pain like a handprint spreading across your consciousness, marry him only if he can make you smile even while you’re gross sobbing. The world is not a kind place. You will feel a lot of pain. Make sure you are with someone who makes it all bearable. Humor is an excellent gauge of intelligence. Life gets boring. Find someone who makes the banal interesting.
Hazel said that July 14th is twelve days after Augustus’ death
ok so it’s July 2nd
why would you hurt me in this way